I am not a romance novelist.

And not a single fuck was given that day.

I'm a rooster illusion.

“Which road do I take?” she asked.
“Where do you want to go?” was his response.
“I don't know,” Alice answered.
“Then,” said the cat, “It doesn't matter.”

- Lewis Carroll (1832 - 1898)

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